BIMBOM!!!
Saturday, October 15th, 2005Nick: Hello everyone! I finally activated my Friendster blog since I’m bored and at my wits end.
Meagan: I love it when Nick’s at his wits end. He tends to do unearthly things.
Nick: What the– what are you doing here?
Ailyn: We’re here to help inaugurate your web journal!
Jon: Yeah! Don’ tell us yer gonna leave us behind again…
Nick: HUH?? Wait.. I didn’t–
Rose: Nick, dear. Your blog is our blog too so it’s only proper for us to be here.
Nick: Fine, fine… Sorry guys.
Dianne: It’s quite alright. No harm done 
Heidrian: Go on, Nick, continue your introduction.
Nick: Okay. *Ahem* I’m here to–
Jon: WAITAMINUTE!!! Doncha have a blog already?
Ailyn: Hmm… quite observant of our "dense" compatriot to perceive the discrepancy…
Dianne: What’s the URL again?
Rose: http://bluewaffle.blogspot.com I think…
Heidrian: Nick even has that account in multiply. http://bluecarrot.multiply.com
Nick: HEY! I already plugged my blogspot blog at my multiply account!
Rose: So are you still going to update that blogspot account of yours?
Nick: of course I will!
Meagan: Damn.
Nick: What?
Meagan: I wanted to have a little fun with it. HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIII….
Nick: …
Ailyn: Apparently SOMEONE has recently visited the liquor shed…
Meagan: I am not drunk! I NEVER get drunk! We Russians drink vodka as if it were mother’s milk!
Jon: … wicked… drunk babies!!
Nick: DAMMIT!!! STOP USING MY IMAGINATION AGAINST ME!!!
Heidrian: I’d guess Meagan as a sperm was already drunk!
Ailyn: that actually explains ALOT!
Dianne: oh my… *giggle* From conception she has sinned til death she will sin…
Meagan: And just what did you mean by that???
Nick: … *sigh*
Jon: I just dont get why Nick has to activate THIS blog!
Ailyn: From someone who still insists that man’s greatest achievment is a spork, or course you don’t get it!
Nick: The only reason I activated this blog is so I can reply to my friend’s blogs here on friendster.
Dianne: that’s a wonderful gesture
Rose: Everyone is into blogs nowadays… A leo will probably say this but a blog is so mainstream now!
Ailyn: It is now a necessity. It is a form of communication and communication is a necessity. Just like an e-mail account or your beloved celphone…
Heidrian: She’s just bitter coz no one visits her blog
Rose: Excuse me you little imp! I’m not bitter and I have no reason to be bitter because I don’t have a blog!
Heidrian: Yeah, well… who’s gonna read it anyway?
Rose: will you shut up!
Heidrian: Age before beauty!
Rose: *@$#%^#%@$#$
Dianne: GASP!!! SUCH PROFANITY!!!!
Nick: You hang out Meagan everyday and you’re still not used to profanity!? It’s shocking!
Dianne: I’m used to Meagan. Profanity from Rose is another thing.
Jon: She has a point
Meagan: HEY! I’m a good widdle girl!
Ailyn: HMPH… good little lesbian is more like it…
Meagan: What did you say?
Ailyn: I said good little thespian
Meagan: Oh. I thought you said lesbian…
Ailyn: actually I did, but I decided to say thespian for the fact that you MIGHT hit on me again if I said lesbian.
Meagan: Ailyn if I had a penis I’ll show you my imitation of a jackhammer by now!
Ailyn: ugh!
Heidrian: Jackhammer my ass!!!
Rose: That didn’t sound right!
Nick: What the frag??!
Jon: You don’t have a penis! You’re a girl!!!
Rose: If she had a penis I’d neuter her.
Dianne: but Rose, procreation is wonderful blessing!
Nick: ENOUGH!!! *pant pant*
Jon: You ok pal?
Nick: No… this is getting out of hand…
Dianne: Looks like it. Shall I end this now for everyone?
Ailyn: Please do. Meagan might find thoughts of actually having a penis quite charming…
Nick: STOP IT WITH THE PENIS TALK!!!
Meagan: PENIS!! PENIS!! PENIS!!
Heidrian: if you don’t stop saying penis, Meagan, I’m gonna drop my pants!
Rose: and what? Pull out the tweezers and the magnifying glass while you’re at it?
Heidrian: You say that but you already saw mine anyway! Not to mention Jon and Nick’s
Rose: WHAT!!?? You insolent little whelp, how dare you make ridiculous accusations!
Heidrian: remember that time when we went to the hotsprings and you just happened to bring along your binoculars?
Meagan: OOoooOOoOoOHHhhh… Bird watching isn’t it?
Jon and Nick: WHAAT!!!!????
Dianne and Ailyn: *blush*
Rose: why you little blighter… I’ll hang you through you nose hairs!!!
Nick: did she really bring binoculars???
Meagan: yes, she did. But she DID go bird watching. You know how Rose loves exotic species of birds.
Ailyn: I hope you’re serious.
Jon: Whew! Man, that was just weird…
Meagan: Now if I brought my binoculars then it’s going to be much interesting.
Ailyn: don’t you dare!
Meagan: what’s wrong with a little hill watching? *wink wink*
Dianne: I– don’t see what’s wrong with hill watching. The beauty of God’s creations should be adored.
Jon: I don’t get it either…
Nick: Before Meagan says anything else, I’m going to end this. I already have a blog so just visit it at http://bluewaffle.blogspot.com.
Ailyn: and don’t forget, add him too in your multiply accounts through http://bluecarrot.multiply.com
Nick: Thanks for the plug, Ailyn! :p Anyway, see you on the other side!
